quarta-feira, julho 20, 2005

Leis parvas

França: No pig may be addressed as Napoleon by its owner.

Paris: An ashtray is considered to be a deadly weapon.

Le Lavandou: It is forbidden without a cemetery plot to die on the territory of the commune.

Reino Unido: It is illegal to be a drunk in possession of a cow.

Reino Unido: All English males over the age 14 are to carry out 2 or so hours of longbow practice a week supervised by the local clergy.


Muito mais aqui.

P.S. A melhor de todas, novamente do Reino Unido: The severest Penaltys will be suffered by any commoner who doth permit his animal to have carnal knowledge of a pet of the Royal House.